The Head Geezer Predicts…


 

The Head Geezer predicts that pretty darn soon:

 

Marijuana will be legalized in most of the world. There’s just too much money to be made not to. Countries that resist legalization will soon notice that their neighbors are getting rich off it and suddenly find marijuana less objectionable.

 

The truth will come out about 9/11 and Bush, Cheney and others will be forced to flee to exile at Bush’s acreage in Paraguay, the one he purchased just before he left office.

 

A natural catastrophe will occur that will severely stress all the nations of the world, causing us to stop whining about unimportant issues and band together for mere survival.

 

A man-made catastrophe will occur that after the blaming period ends will have the same result as above.

 

Eventually all nations will tire of North Korea’s Kim Jong Un’s constant demands for attention and he will easily be overthrown by more reasonable elements in that country.

 

The dollar will crash hard and we will activate our military to make it all better (for us) finally silencing people who lamented the size and cost of our military.

 

Russia will be forced to use its military might to grab the resources of others, after having nearly been bankrupted by their enemies in NATO.

 

A dirty bomb will be released in an important area, not killing many people but causing a terribly expensive loss of property as the area will remain uninhabitable due to radiation for the next hundred thousand years.

 

The effect this will have on world stock markets will be as expensive as the initial loss.

 

WOULD THE CAMERAMAN ALSO DO THE SHOOTING?


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BAMBI HIT SQUAD

Because I am a stranger in a country where I do not speak the language, a lot of my contact with the outside world comes from Facebook, and it is through social media that I catch wind of trends, sully myself in American politics, and learn what my friends far away worry and get excited about.

Recently, I’ve noticed that a number of pictures of grieving baby elephants and rhinos have floated past me in the never-ending torrent of images that is Facebook, and these always engender quite a viewer/reader response.  Surely there is someone out there who notes these trends, and in the search for a sure-fire show biz winner, is hatching a scheme to capitalize on the grieving baby syndrome.

What about a Bambi Hit Squad, a crew of killer filmmakers who mow down animal mothers in order to film their grieving offspring?  Dub a simple voice-over by an earnest environmentalist over ninety minutes of the melancholy antics of various orphaned baby animals and you’ve got yourself a sure-fire hit.

Just an idea, but it seems like such a sound one I wonder if there isn’t already a crew in the field already doing just this. If not yet, there soon may be.  Today there was another post, this one about grieving coyotes and wolves.