The Head Geezer Predicts…


 

The Head Geezer predicts that pretty darn soon:

 

Marijuana will be legalized in most of the world. There’s just too much money to be made not to. Countries that resist legalization will soon notice that their neighbors are getting rich off it and suddenly find marijuana less objectionable.

 

The truth will come out about 9/11 and Bush, Cheney and others will be forced to flee to exile at Bush’s acreage in Paraguay, the one he purchased just before he left office.

 

A natural catastrophe will occur that will severely stress all the nations of the world, causing us to stop whining about unimportant issues and band together for mere survival.

 

A man-made catastrophe will occur that after the blaming period ends will have the same result as above.

 

Eventually all nations will tire of North Korea’s Kim Jong Un’s constant demands for attention and he will easily be overthrown by more reasonable elements in that country.

 

The dollar will crash hard and we will activate our military to make it all better (for us) finally silencing people who lamented the size and cost of our military.

 

Russia will be forced to use its military might to grab the resources of others, after having nearly been bankrupted by their enemies in NATO.

 

A dirty bomb will be released in an important area, not killing many people but causing a terribly expensive loss of property as the area will remain uninhabitable due to radiation for the next hundred thousand years.

 

The effect this will have on world stock markets will be as expensive as the initial loss.

 

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