In Oskaloosa, when I lived alone I ate all my meals at Hardee’s or Hy Vee. Needless to say, I was overweight, wheezed with the slightest exertion and waddled down the aisles of Wal-Mart like everyone else town. Since leaving, I’ve eaten more sensibly and greatly increased my level of exercise, mainly through swimming. Today I went to the food court at the local mall and found that my friends at Hardees are still trying to kill me. They’ve come halfway across the world to do so (grandiosity? Paranoia?) Can Hy Vee be far behind?